Saturday, February 28, 2009

Challenge Results

Here are the results for The Eternal Battle

1st 00_Juice_oo with 48578 points!
2nd Archer831 with 43181 points!
3rd roger831x15 with 31695 points!
4th runamuk with 26802 points!
5th N/A



Grats and thanks for playing =D

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Friday, February 27, 2009

Unknown good games V3

More good games that weren't rated as well as they should have, or never where put on the front page when they should have.

Speedway Tower Defense: Speedway Tower Defense is another well done TD. For a TD game the gave is very well coded, and doesn't have that good of graphics. (That means that it won't lag unless you have a very poor computer!) There is a twist though, you also control a character with your arrow keys, this adds another dimension of game to it, namely on the harder levels!

Typeroids: Typeroids is a typing game, meets Asteroids, meets The Last Stand. The goal in Typeroidstand (Look at that I made a bad pun!) is to type the letter on the Asteroid before it hits the bottom part of the screen. You gain points for every asteroid you distroy, and lose health for every asteroid that reaches the bottom of the screen, or incorrect letter you type.


Laser Stryker: Laser Stryker is an old style arcade game that actually runs on the same engine as Blast Force. You goal is to clear the various level of their enemies. The game starts out very easy but gets much harder as it goes on. Laser Force has pretty good graphics for a flash game, but is limited in terms of rating by it's repetitive gameplay
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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Did you ever wonder....

...how many users you have muted? Well there's a little known secret gameish thing that Skyboy made a while back that tells you how many users you have muted on kongregate.

You can see it here!
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There was lulz!

Pictures pretty much tell the story


15 minutes later!
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Don't call it a come back!

In an effort to help build community pride, which in hopes will help keep DM1 well behaved, fun, and one of the best places to hang out.

The forum has a new look, a couple new boards (Off-topic, and Ikariam discussion). I have also added a bunch of other styles on the forum. Once you sign up on it you can pick which one you want!

I'm also going to do beta-tests of my upcoming games through the forum. So if you're going to want to be in those in the future (I hope Deep Space Glow will be ready for a beta test in around 2 weeks!).
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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Think not what the blog can do for you, but what you can do for the blog!

Edit:

I went ahead and updated the blog style, and some of the images! The layout is generally the same, there is really only so many options while using blogger =/

So what do you guys think of it. I personally like it much better, and as a writer I like the fact it's bigger (More images without filling up the post! Not to mention stories won't clog it up anymore!).

Also Juice's request for more porn isn't going to happen.

(Original post)

Hey guys,

I yet again want to know what you guys want to see on the blog, and what changes you think the blog needs with it's layout.

So, if you could please answer these questions, you will win at everything in life

What content do you want to see more of?

What content do you like the most?

What about the layout bothers you the most?

What about the layout do you MOST like?

How often do you think we should have new polls?

What should the polls be about?
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Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Eternal Challenge

Heya guys! For this weeks game i have chosen The Eternal Battle. It is a rpg where you can choose your type of unit, Buy stuffz, Gain experience and Kill Chi... Er... Enemies, yes enemies... The challenge is to score as high as you can on Normal Difficulty. Good luck and have fun! =D

P.S. $20 Kovec is gonna win.
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CHALLENGE RESULTS

Here are the results from IdleKips

1st Sigh... Once again, Kovec with 41 achievements!
2nd pmp600 and
PyroDragon with 39 achievements!
3rd joshhh with 37 achievements!
4th Spitty with 32 achievements!
5th roger831x15 with 31 achievements!

Kong Rats Thanks for playing! =D


Oh and for the record, Sparta got kicked from 3rd =]
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Friday, February 20, 2009

Unknown good games V2

More cool unknown games:


Breach 2: Breach 2 is 2DArray's expansion on the first breach (Which got a card challenge way back when!). Seems very different from the first breach; it contains an upgrade system and revamped gamepley.




Super Mario Time Attack REMIX: Just another Mario sim game. Nothing really special, but instead of it being a platformer it's more of a time trial thing. Save the princess save the world!




Raptor Jesus VS Chuck Norris: God save you, you will love this game. P.S. Raptor Jesus is charging his Lasooooor!!
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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Cool new unknown games

Going to start posting little bit of info for some unknown games that I enjoy!


Don't Shit Your Pants: A very quick, and very funny text adventure where you do as the game tittle implies. The game is short but offers an in-game achievement system to add replay value.



Duck & Dodge: A fun mouse controlled path/avoidance game. A very well done, quick, and fun game. It's pretty much what I think spitty wants to make for FtD, except better!



Race Choppers: A semi-3D racing game. Nothing special but it'll give you ten good minutes of time wasting. Keyboard controlled with good art and graphics.




If you want to suggest a game leave me a whisper!
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chi didn't blackmail me into this

http://www.kongregate.com/games/igirlgames/design-beautiful-hats

DF, Ghostie, and Marh all approve of this game.

So yeah.

Go design a hat.

That's what you do.

In the game I'm telling you about.

This has been a game review.

Design beautiful hats.

...Yeah.
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Saturday, February 14, 2009

Challenge....Results..?

Errrrmmmm... Yeaahhhh...

Results =/= Existent because TheGameHomepage decided to be gay and remove the highscore list >.>

Sorry! =[
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VALENTINEKIPZ?!?!!??!/!?1?1/!??!/1/

Heya, This week's challenge is Idlekips (Who saw that one coming) This game is too good to need instructions. The challenge is to unlock as many achievements as possible. ALSO A cookie for who ever beats Kovec! Good Luck and Have Fun! =D

P.S. The Picture Is Not A Hint!
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Friday, February 13, 2009

It's a birthdayyy!

Today is one of DM1's best users birthday. HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY JOSHHH! I think I speak for everyone in saying that! Now get the hell of the internetz and go get drunk like you want to.

Because cake is not enough.


Because you need something to wash down the beer.

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Monday, February 9, 2009

Watch out!

Chitown15 is planning to attack this "dammed blog". Just saying.
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Sunday, February 8, 2009

See Elephant Run


(NINJA POLICE CAR THROWING NINJA STARZ DOOZ RUN RUN RUN)

Hello there guys, me here. I'm not sure if any of you have noticed this yet, but Run Elephant Run is on Kongregate. I have played this game on Armor Games, and I love it. For those of you who have been living in a hole, it is obviously made by jmtb02, creator of such badge-winning games such as Achievement Unlocked and Elephant Rave. In Run Elephant Run, you must run away from the AMERICANS who have forced you into a long term performing contract in the U.S., ultimately keeping you away from your wife. This game expresses the journey of this elephant and his journey from California all the way to the other side of the world, in Africa, to find his wife. On the way there, he encounters many obstacles, such as NINJA-STAR-THROWING POLICE CARS!

One could say that this game shows some bad ethical implications on part of the AMERICANS, but I won't get that deep.


We did get some interviews though:

"This game tells you the touching story of a blue elephant who has been contracted by the AMERICANS to be in the showbiz business for two more years. You control the blue elephant running away from the AMERICANS and you must meet the purple elephant to make love. A beautiful touching story, although they shouldn't put AMERICANS in the game." ~JudeMaverick, comment wall

"It's on my picks list, 'nuff said."
~Greg

"Do the right thing.
It will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
~Mark Twain


~MyDreamName

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Saturday, February 7, 2009

Challenge #28: Lolz Isa Beated Greg To A Challenge AGAIN

Hey guys, For this week's challenge i have chosen Super Stacker 2. Most of you have played the original as it received badges a few weeks ago. The main idea is to stack the given blocks in such a way that they do not fall... The challenge is to beat one of the four groups of stacks as fast as possible. The only thing is who ever beats the harder ones gets ahead over everyone on the earlier levels. In other words, beat the hardest one you can as fast as possible! =D

Easy < Medium < Tricky < Hard

NOTE: For your score to count you must have previously completed all the level of the chosen section then click the test "Highscore = ?" below the section!

Want to get in on this crazy awesomeness? Just add the account DM1Challenge on kongregate and you are good to go! =D
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Challenge #27 RESULTS

Here are your results for challenge 27:

1st bookboy with 13376 orbs.
2nd roger831x15 with 2888 orbs.
3rd kovec with 1079 orbs.
4th Wizko with 971 orbs.
5th kuhfelsen with 440 orbs.


Grats guys and thanks for playing!
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Thursday, February 5, 2009

so i herd u liek idlekipz

www.kongregate.com/games/Spartakips/idlekips

Hey there guys, so you guys may know, Idlekips is out! (Yay! Wow! Woo! Yeah, Idlekips! Looks like we got some Wikia editing to do). Anyways. You guys know of Idle 2.: Konquest, yes? Well, this is the future of that! With no storyline but instead achievements based on in-game status and Kongregate status, and game chat, this game is win. With 50 items to buy (with more promised) and 58 achievements to get (with more promised), I just have to say, "can i be modz so i can get one achievementz? i giv pointz!"


Currently, you might be wondering how to buy items for your character. One other aspect of this game is its own points. You get points based on a complex formula involving your own points, the number of achievements you have in Idlekips, and you get 10 points per minute.


Also, unlike Idle 2.: Konquest, this game has an autosave (every minute), along with a manual save (just in case, and with achievements to go along with it! <3), style="font-style: italic;">Washington Post: we liek idlekipz! 5/5

New York Times: The future of idle games! Idle 2.: Konquest, Idle, Digg Mark Idle, watch out! Here comes Idlekips! 9002 thumbs up!
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

New hall of famers!

Congratulations to:

00_juice_00
Andyroo
Dragonflame997
oceanix
Taojoes here

They are the newest batch of Hall of Famers! You can read their intro here!

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Sunday, February 1, 2009

FEEDBACK NAO!!

Heya guys, just did a few modifications to Chi's banner! Tell me what ya think, also gimme your suggestions =D
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