Nancy Pelosi
Circle I Limbo

Ben Bernanke, Oakland Raider Fans
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

The New York Yankees, Steve Jobs, Trixies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush, General asshats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Goths, Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Militant Vegans, PETA Members
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

NAMBLA Members, Democrats
Circle VII Burning Sands

The Pope
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Bernie Madoff, Scientologists, DMV Employees, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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Dylan is blameable.

So as our good friend DervishGrundy murdered chat, chitown15 came to the epic conclusion that Dylan can be blamed.

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Happy New Year

Happy New Year Everybody!

Let's get this blog going again!


... Does anyone still read this?
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Tao spanks.

Apparently, Tao spanks bad DM1ers now.

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Shwashwashwa goes the roflcopter

Hello my humble subjects (if anyone even still remembers who i am lmao) i just felt like checking back on the blog and i see ever since i left, this whole dealeo has gone to hell. I am very disappointed =P Anyways im just saying that i might be popping into the DM1 at random times just to say hi =] Ive also forgot that Javano got hacked so ill be on the DM1Challenge account. (For some reason i think its a little late to get it back =P)
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Soo....yeah

Who still checks this?
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yeah hi

Remember me?
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Bringing sexy back!

Hey fellow DM1ers, I think it's about time we wake this blog back up! But I can't do it alone. So if you would like to join the most active room blog in kongregate history please Leave a comment saying you want to join, and your email that your google/blogger account. If you don't want your email public please leave me a whisper with it!

I am also happy to say I will be bringing the DM1 challenge back fairly soon!

If you want to help, but not post, spread the word of the blog, and our wikipage, not to mention the forum, minicity, and god knows what else we have...

And remember: There is NO pressure to post if you are an author. Honestly if you post once every two months I'll be very pleased!

EDIT: Ferretferret has logged on as an author!
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Your mind...it asplodes.

Late night DM1 is a scary, but fucking awesome thing. Enter Njulls and Djerv, and the most epic conversation in weeks. Words cannot describe...

                                                                                                 AND THEN...

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ummm....yeah just filling up space...

I was totally gonna wish chi a happy 2 year birthday on kongregate...but then my internet died so yeah....so happy 2 year and 4 day birthday chi! xp

And yeah visit this link....

Click here

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Is that a Beta in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

RoS Beta released. Declared epic win (to a degree).

Well ladies and gents, it's here. FliplineStudios finally released the beta for Kong's greatest (in my opinion at least) premium game. While there are a few bugs to be ironed out still, and a few bits left to be implemented, the game already comes across as a highly polished and highly addicting bit of fun.

Pictured above: Aeronaut Class (1 of 3 character classes)

Pictured below: Their unique ability to fly.

So there you have it, a peek at the RoS Beta, if you're not in it already. 

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Where oh where are my manners?

I just remembered that we usually do blog posts for new moderators in DM1, and I feel very rude being so late on this one! So everyone should congratulate NullifiedKnight (Nullz) if you haven't already. Because he is a moderator. Oh yes. He is teh secks.

As a lame apology, Nullz, I give you this traditionally decorated and well-placed profiterole.

HUZZAH <33
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New Kong Chat (If-it's-changed-again-I'm-deleting-it-but-it's-still better than Java's poasttt)

So we all know new Kong chat just came out (thanks Java). Here are some quick pics of good times and such.

Good times: http://i43.tinypic.com/2m4snk3.png

Last words (WAY2GOOOOOOO NICK): http://i39.tinypic.com/11t5zpy.png

Shoddy half-uploaded: http://i42.tinypic.com/34y3638.png

So, there's a room description feature now, guys. chi has the ability to write WHATEVER HE WANTS IN IT, so if you have anyway suggestions, leave a comment here. Or whisper chi. To bug him. Do it.
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New Kong, Say Whaaa???

Indeed there has been a major Kongregate upgrade... They have tweaked the game page slightly, but the main part of it is the chat! It has been completely redone... the upgrade includes many new and improved features such as:

• More detailed profile page (Recently played games, Lastest badges)
• Improved PM'ing interface (PM User Link)
• MANY Details about the game you are playing (Badges, Card, Game Info)
• A shiny new silver theme
• Improved "Browser-like" scroll bar
  
• And More!

P.S. This is also the first time i believe anyone has used bullets on this blog =D
P.P.S ItBeNickYo! also recieves recognition for getting the last message in the "Old Chat" before Kong went down =D



(Click Photos To Enlarge)

Game Window

Lower Game Window

Chat

Chat (Game Tab)



Chat (Achievements Tab)

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Math During The Break D=

This week i have chosen MCS (Math, Colors & Shooting) Its a shooter where you must shoot the same color bullet as the enemy with the right amount of damage and defend your base from the oncoming hordes of geometrical foes.. The challenge is to get as many CORRECTLY calculated kills, spamming wont help you here ;D Good Luck and Have Fun!
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RESULTS

Here are your results for The Great Seige:

1st markson with 1080 kills!
2nd FearMeAlways with 999 kills!
3rd bookboy44 with 898 kills!
4th LobsterMobster with 893 kills!
5th Eldavo with 855 kills!

Congrats and Thanks For Playing!
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AlisonClaire is the best admin ever

Just another crazy night in DM1 that resulted in AlisonClaire taking control of DM1, and renaming it to Bromance City <3 for a short period of time. Leave her shouts of awesome salutations. She is more win then anyone else on kongregate.

(Click for full size!)
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Dude those arrrows are taller than them O_o

Hello, this week The Great Seige for our DM1 Challenge... Its like Epic War with RTS elements, your challenge is to kill as many of those little guys charging your town as possible, Good Luck and Have Fun! =D
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D=

At 12:25 CST 00_Juice_00 failed to complete his quest with 21:35 left to go.
No one knows if he had fallen asleep, got hit by a falling house, died or the apocalypse failed and only hit Kansas, his Holy Quest shall remain incomplete until further notice D=

Hopefully he shall commence again at 6:00 AM CST tomorrow morning.
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Juice's Holy Quest Log

This is my quest log.

10:00 pm: Yeah. Joos is already bored, someone bring the cookies.

10:30 pm: I just watched a man speedpaint Jesus.

10:39 pm: WHY IS NO ONE PLAYING ACRONY

11:00 pm: I just had to explain to an idiot how my 1337 high score beat everyone else's no matter what. DFSAJ;LKJDSKLFAS.

11:13 pm: "Wake me up now!" feature = love

11:31 pm: Contemplating what's going to happen when my dad comes over at 6 in the morning and finds me baggy-eyed, cold, and dead on the ground. HAPPY EASTER! :D

11:42 pm: Livin' it up in Bromance City.

12:15 am: The video's been recording as an mp3. TO HELL WITH THE VIDEO! D':

12:19 am: Inexplicable RAGE. I hate people. Hate them all. They are stupid and arrogant and show-offy. Every single one of them! They should all just follow my advice. Fire. Running Start. Go. People don't underSTAND. >:|
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